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Originally Posted by johnsonl
Take along a few hippies when you're out and about in the great outdoors. If a bear should attack, you'll have someone to trip and "take one for the team".
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I prefer to take a Red Neck with -
We have a plethora of them here to choose from.
Old Red, being pretty stoned to start with, sees old Mr(s) Bear -
Decides that (s)he looks a whole lot like one of his ex's and saunters over to ask for this dance.
While this is going on you leave.
Simple - Effective - And you don't have to trip anyone
As an added bonus most of our local Red Necks are a lot of laughs to watch around the fire till the bear shows up
