You should have been at the office the other day...a lady came to the SO and asked for me, and in her pink shoulder bag she had about 50 pencil flares, and three pencil flare launchers....look like zip guns with a screw in flare....just pull the striker back and watch it launch...
Well, her husband had passed and she found them and wanted to get rid of them, so she gave them to me...but before she left we launched one of the flares in the parking lot of the jail....
Fun was had by all......she wants to bring me this giant, portable, self inflating raft soon...she says she doesn't need it....