Oh... This is not another cooking thread, thankfully, as I didn't care to hear any cannibalistic recipe for transgendered persons, as the "balloon fried TV" headline had brought to mind. I'm unfamiliar with any so-called "balloon frying" culinary technique, and don't even care to know how it might be applied to transvestites (or any one else, for that matter...). I'm alarmed to see that no other respondents to the OP expressed any similar concerns, and wonder whether I've completely misread the OP's question. Any help here???