No kids around here and I do not imbibe so alcohol makes for some excellent, inexpensive bait. With luck, any would-be thieves would be alcoholics, find the tequila sitting front and center, and split with their booty.

Cameras send me emails whenever anything moves in or around the house.

Most of my safes are non-descript as they were banking industry surplus. More than one means not all eggs are in the same basket. Long guns are tougher as gun safes just scream "HERE I AM!!" I really like to disguise and hide.

I take zero prescriptions, which is a good thing since there's no room in the safes...