Sip, that one reminds me of this version:"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."
And then I was walking across the street to church to ask why all this is happening to me, got hit by a car. I dragged myself into church and asked God why all this is happening to me. The sky clouded up, it got real dim and I heard this booming voice, "Son, I dont know just what it is, but theres just something about you that I dont like!"