Okay, try and beat this for ugliness: a Raven Arms MP-25. But wait, it gets better! It's a police trade-in! I got it for $30! Of course, I wasn't expecting anything for that price except parts, but I guess someone forgot to tell this gun it stunk on ice at the factory. It cycles perfectly and out to about 25 feet, it actually hits what I aim at! I wouldn't actually trust my life to it (or any .25 ACP), but it's a fun-as-heck plinker and the best thing is I've not had a single jam or stoppage. It gets some looks at the range. It then gets some different looks when I bring the target in.
But the best part is that it just keeps on plugging away.