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Old 08-15-2013, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by yaktamer View Post
As Carnac:

"Siss, boom, bah."

"Describe the sound of a sheep exploding."
More Karnac:

A: "Yassir Arafat"
Q: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?


A: "Zippo Marx"
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your zippo?

Classic!
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