Originally Posted by forrestinmathews

After reading this thread I am amazed at how many people were so quick to armchair that they failed to read the original post. It's truly laughable.

Here's my contribution:
Smoke should have never fired his mini gun at the fairy godmother that was trying to take unauthorized pictures of and wave her wand menacingly at his badgers. It was against country club rules and he'll likely be barred for it. Instead he should have called the FBI and let them take care of it whilst consuming a Dr. Pepper inside his Superman phone booth. They all lived happily ever after.