Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Kevin said "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number
and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked
Kevin what he had. Kevin said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half an hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, "Shingles."
So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram and told
Kevin to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the Doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently. He asked Kevin what
he had. Kevin said, "Shingles." The Doctor asked, "Where?" Kevin said, "Outside on the
truck. Where do you want me to unload "em?"

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