like the guy is NOT going to store the silly wristwatch WITH the pistol...

I'm not sure I've ever seen anything more poorly thought out.

And why a WATCH? Why not a ring? Or an earring? Or a suppository?

The suppository would clearly be the safest thing to use because nobody could 'steal' it from you - well, not very easily anyway.

Oh, and if you were a gunfighter in the dystopian, post-apocalyptic future with such a silly gun, then you could go by the moniker: "The Suppository Kid". Which would be fitting.

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