Jeeze. My dad who spent 22 years on the job, said to me, "Pepper spray, baby, carry it, spray it in that sombitches eyes, kick, claw, punch, do whatever to get away, grab a chair if it's handy and pin that sombitch against the wall and kick him hard.

*sighs* Ain't that hard. A little spray can does wonders.

No, I don't train hand-to-hand. I train "kick, scratch, bite, claw, scream "FIRE FIRE FIRE YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!"

Brings out the spectators.