Best T-shirts I've seen on criminal defendants in court:

1) Guy charged with disorderly conduct while under the influence of alcohol: "I don't get drunk. I get awesome."

2) Another guy with the same charge: "Punk and Disorderly."

3) Guy charged with extreme DUI shows up for jury trial wearing a Jack Daniels T-shirt. Case pleads out when prosecutor offered a package deal to include new DUI charges from weekend before trial involving collision with 3 parked police cars.

4) African-American gentleman wearing a T-shirt with the Warner Brothers (WB) logo, and the words: "If you see the police, warn a brotha."

5) One I heard about involving a prostitution charge that I cannot share without violating directives of the Great Ape.