When I was in Airborne school, we had just started and none of us had any experience. One of the guys kept bragging that he was going to be the first one of us to be Airborne. After a while we got tired of his bragging so a group of guys got together to fulfill his wishes. They threw him out of the second story window so he was the first to go Airborne. Luckily he didn't break anything and I think he got the hint as he didn't brag anymore and turned out to be a pretty good soldier.