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Old 03-21-2018, 03:18 AM
crazyphil crazyphil is offline
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1. I can't afford a full time bodyguard.
2. I enjoy the company of Mrs. Smith and her 5 little children.
3. Like Iggy, I'm too stiff and sore to run and too old to fight,
but I can if I have to.
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