Many years ago I had what appeared to be moles tunneling around in our
lawn just below the surface. I went out looking for some cats to bring home.
Came to a farmers sign FREE KITTENS. Our little girl said Daddy,
Daddy, can I have one. Mother said only one and it must be a Male. We
don't want the population to rise.

The farmer said I think this one is a Male, and I know the other one is
a Male. We took them both.

I noticed they almost immediately started getting bigger and bigger.
I thought that's good. They are catching and eating the moles.

April Fools Day they both had a batch of kittens in our outside shed.
The mole problem ended at about the same time. Coincidence?

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