Eons ago in the northern part of Texas, there existed an athletic team that won many contests and championships. They were so successful, they were known as "America's Team". The Owner and his Coach formed a nearly unbeatable winning combination. However, the Owner developed the sin of pridefulness and could not bear to share the glory of winning with the Coach. Consequently, he banished the Coach to a yacht in Florida. In return, the Coach placed the Midas Curse on the Owner. Everything the Owner touched would turn to gold, but he could never possess the thing he wanted the most, an ancient Roman artifact known as the Lombardi Trophy. The curse continues to this day, and while the Owner has become exceedingly wealthy, he has not touched the Lombardi Trophy in 24 years. The moral of this fable: There is no "I" in team.

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