Originally Posted by Onomea

Guy's transporting a load of penguins to the zoo in the big city. His truck breaks down, stranding him and the penguins out on the lonely highway.

Another truck, no load, pulls up and asks if he can help. First trucker says, "Yeah, thanks man. I gotta take these penguins to the zoo in the big city today, but my dang truck's broke down, so if you could help me out and take 'em there for me, I'll pay ya $200."

Second trucker says sure, no problem, happy to help, hooks up his truck to the penguin trailer and off they go.

Some hours later, first trucker, truck fixed, makes it into the city, He's aghast to see the second trucker standing in front of a line of penguins on a street corner just loitering there. He pulls up, jumps out, runs over, and says to the second trucker: "What the hell?! I paid you $200 to take these penguins to the zoo, dammit!"

Second trucker says, "Well I took 'em to the zoo already, but there's change left over so now we're goin' to the movies...."