Say listen, my wife is about to kick me out for failing to fix dinner on time. As you live a bit aways I'm sure to be undernourished and in need of some TLC. Any chance of-----Aaaw forget it she just forgave me.

As there is a special place in 'ell for those who mistreat their pets, there is also a special place in heaven for those who take them in and treat them like the special critters they are. Blessings to you and Mrs.