The age old story was about a middle aged man that was an aficionado of many things.

He had a split window couple that he bought new in the day and had it transported to his house on a trailer. 3 miles on the odometer.

Then he found a Registered Magnum that had been unfired. He put it in his safe.

Then, he met a beautiful girl that had never been married, and he married her.

A few months later he died of a massive coronary.

Two years later his widow met a nice young man her own age. They married.

A week after they married she gave him the Vette and he did doughnuts n his way to the range, where he put a couple boxes of .357 thru that venerable firearm.

That evening it was not reported what they did together.

Moral of the story - they don't put trailer hitches on Hearses. If you don't enjoy your collection, somebody else will.