Ha hah hahhhh... I sympathize with you, chief38! Ya know, the grille is the face of a car; in some ways it defines personality. It can make a high performing car unpalatable. I don't know why ugly guns that shoot well aren't in the same boat, but it is what it is.

Best course of action is to buy her what she wants. Happy wife, happy life! Or more correctly, unhappy wife=unhappy life.