Stupidity at Sea

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Today I went out on the flats, shallow water bays to lay down some tracks and waypoints with my new Garmin hand held GPS.
After 2 hours of doing my thing, I leaned over and the device fell out of my jacket pocket-klonk- onto the deck. My buddy and I both said "wow, close one. Lucky it didn't go overboard...":eek:
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Five, FIVE MINUTES LATER, this idiot (known as old texmex) leaned over Again and there was no "klonk", but a splash. And my Garmin "waterproof, and it floats" GPS sank like a bolt in a bathtub, in 20 ft. of saltwater.:mad:

Duh......:p. Adios $350.00

Please note: I know where "sympathy" is located in the dictionary:D
 
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Well, you're in good company: Sir Winston Churchill once had an expensive watch fall from his pocket into a pond while he was still a schoolboy. Actually, I think he was then a cadet at Sandhurst.

He paid friends to recover the watch, but it'd quit running.

He took it to a repairman, who showed the watch to his father, who'd happened in. Lord Randolph was incensed and gave the watch to Winston's brother, I think, and called Winston irresponsible and careless.

After the disaster at Gallipoli in WW I, other people agreed. Fortunately, he did well in other projects.

I learned from that story, and am careful to secure anything on my person while on a lake or river.
 
A friend of mine once dropped a S&W 629 mountain gun into a river. He was carrying it in a Galco Miami Vice style holster while fishing and the thumb snap had come undone at some point, next thing know, KLUNK, right into the drink. The water was almost milk like from glacier runnoff and he never found it. (Trying to make you feel better.)
 
And my Garmin "waterproof, and it floats" GPS sank like a bolt in a bathtub, in 20 ft. of saltwater.:mad:

Duh......:p. Adios $350.00

Please note: I know where "sympathy" is located in the dictionary:D

Did you hang around? They take a few minutes to pop back up. They're relatively heavy (not a fishing bobber) so the inertia from the fall initially will drive them under, but they will float, eventually. I lost one that didn't float. My replacement floats but it takes it time. I tested it dockside with clear water to the bottom, just in case.
 
A friend of mine once dropped a S&W 629 mountain gun into a river. He was carrying it in a Galco Miami Vice style holster while fishing and the thumb snap had come undone at some point, next thing know, KLUNK, right into the drink. The water was almost milk like from glacier runnoff and he never found it. (Trying to make you feel better.)

On a brighter note, the salmon now have some defense from the brown bears:D.
 
A friend of mine once dropped a S&W 629 mountain gun into a river. He was carrying it in a Galco Miami Vice style holster while fishing and the thumb snap had come undone at some point, next thing know, KLUNK, right into the drink. The water was almost milk like from glacier runnoff and he never found it. (Trying to make you feel better.)

It's not working.....;)
 
Well, you're in good company: Sir Winston Churchill once had an expensive watch fall from his pocket into a pond while he was still a schoolboy. Actually, I think he was then a cadet at Sandhurst.

He paid friends to recover the watch, but it'd quit running.

He took it to a repairman, who showed the watch to his father, who'd happened in. Lord Randolph was incensed and gave the watch to Winston's brother, I think, and called Winston irresponsible and careless.

After the disaster at Gallipoli in WW I, other people agreed. Fortunately, he did well in other projects.

I learned from that story, and am careful to secure anything on my person while on a lake or river.

I'll take that on board, and unlike "former naval person" I shall refrain from storming Ottoman Empire trenches manned by Johnny Turk.
I will however, remember my GPS on ANZAC Day. Lest I forget.
 
I was warned, no doubt, the first time. And yep, as Ron White said. You can't fix stupid.
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When I was 16 years old, a friend and I were out boat fishing in the middle of the lake. He caught his first fish, a crappie that wiggled off the hook just as he brought up to the boat. He was so excited that he dropped his rod and Zebco reel into the lake. Turned out his late father had given him the rig. I learned later than he hired a skin diver to recover the rod and reel (he had tons of money). We received royal treatment whenever we visited the lake after that. Everybody remembered him.

Sorry for your loss but stuff like that happens. At least it wasn't a Rolex watch.

Charlie
 
When I was 16 years old, a friend and I were out boat fishing in the middle of the lake. He caught his first fish, a crappie that wiggled off the hook just as he brought up to the boat. He was so excited that he dropped his rod and Zebco reel into the lake. Turned out his late father had given him the rig. I learned later than he hired a skin diver to recover the rod and reel (he had tons of money). We received royal treatment whenever we visited the lake after that. Everybody remembered him.

Sorry for your loss but stuff like that happens. At least it wasn't a Rolex watch.

Charlie

At least it wasn't my Heavy Duty!
 
Well, you're in good company: Sir Winston Churchill once had an expensive watch fall from his pocket into a pond while he was still a schoolboy. Actually, I think he was then a cadet at Sandhurst.

He paid friends to recover the watch, but it'd quit running.

He took it to a repairman, who showed the watch to his father, who'd happened in. Lord Randolph was incensed and gave the watch to Winston's brother, I think, and called Winston irresponsible and careless.

After the disaster at Gallipoli in WW I, other people agreed. Fortunately,...................

I really thought this was headed in a Christopher Walken direction.
 

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