Forwarded "Chain Letter" E-mail Mini Rant

Wyatt Burp

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I always get these emails forwarded to me about certain causes others know I care about. But at the bottom of the pictures and text is this warning from the original sender in real bold letters, "I do not want to come back here to find out that you did not forward this to 13 other people!" Oh really? That comment get's it sent straight to the trash can. I haven't been struck by lightning yet or suffered any guilt trips for breaking the "chain".
 
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True. I get those too and it bothers me, especially when they say "and send it back to me so that I will know you are a true friend", or something along those lines.

If an e-mail starts out with "I don't know how this works, but it does", that's where I stop reading and send it to the recycle bin.
 
I have a friend in Covington, KY that would send me five to ten "Prayer" chains a week. All of them had the tag line "Send this back to me..." I finally had to send her an email asking her not to forward these to me anymore.

Come to think of it I haven't heard from her in several months. Oh well...

Class III
 
Any message that includes some kind of guilt driven tag will never be forwarded by me.

Things like:
If you love God you'll forward this.
If you hate sick little girls you won't forward this.

Etcetera ad nauseam...
 
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before you forward that chain letter......push this button.....[DELETE]..
 
I once knew a triple Nobel Prize winner, Pulitzer Prize novelist and world champion in nine martial arts disciplines. He failed to forward a chain letter. The next morning when he woke up he was Justin Bieber.


I can only hope you are not talking about CHUCK............:cool:
 
I have a friend in Covington, KY that would send me five to ten "Prayer" chains a week. All of them had the tag line "Send this back to me..." I finally had to send her an email asking her not to forward these to me anymore.

Come to think of it I haven't heard from her in several months. Oh well...

Class III

New female friends are easy to find! Now............quality guns at competitive prices...............not so much! :D
 
What stinks as much as getting chain letters, is getting abandoned by people who decide they'd rather write you off as a friend and go on sending junk to other friends who are as easy to fool as they are, or else too timid to speak up and let them know this junk is - well - junk. However nice you might be, forwarders value their stupid chain letters more than real friendship, and that's made abundantly clear when they sulk, pout, and decide not to write you at all if you have the nerve to try to inform them the headlight gang initiation chain letters, and those sick kid hoaxes are just that, hoaxes.

And argh, I've gotten so many faux friendship/Christian forwards from people, tear-jerkers that make me want to punch the drip who originated them in the eye, dreck about how we should always "empower" women with "You are beautiful" flattery, etc.

Well, I've got a heck of a lot to say about all that, but don't want to make this post too long.

Some of the recent, most absurd chain letters that have been circulating are, that fake news site Daily Currant's article claiming Sarah Palin said the casualties of that recent Malaysian plane crash all went to heaven because the plane flew so high. Another was a hoax about the "deadly snow snake" that bites you and freezes your blood. That one wasn't traced back to any specific source.

I just don't get how even newbies could buy some of this stuff. Some hoaxes do manage to look convincing, but the Snow Snake isn't one of them.

But the sick kid hoaxes are what really got me on a mission to tear apart chain letters without mercy. Whoever thought it was cool to make up a fictional sick kid and a bogus story, toss in a big name charity reference, and a bogus claim about donations depending on forwarding/sharing, and blanket-guilt-trip/insult someone as a heartless child-hater etc. for not forwarding this bilge, just - argh, lemme at 'em! And that's not even the lowest trick these hoaxers have up their sleeves. It's not enough to just make up a fictitious kid any more, the recent Facebook chain hoaxes include pictures of real sick/injured kids, who have nothing at all to do with the hoax stories. What kind of sick twist goes looking on the net for pictures of suffering children to put in hoaxes? And to make this even more tasteless, at least some of those images are of children who have been dead before the hoax circulated!

And some of these chain letters have the gall to play the religious card!

*Facepalm*
 
What stinks as much as getting chain letters, is getting abandoned by people who decide they'd rather write you off as a friend and go on sending junk to other friends who are as easy to fool as they are, or else too timid to speak up and let them know this junk is - well - junk. However nice you might be, forwarders value their stupid chain letters more than real friendship, and that's made abundantly clear when they sulk, pout, and decide not to write you at all if you have the nerve to try to inform them the headlight gang initiation chain letters, and those sick kid hoaxes are just that, hoaxes.
"Friends" like them aren't worth having. You're better off without them.
 
"Friends" like them aren't worth having. You're better off without them.

I agree. It still stinks bitterly when it happens, though, because I had once thought so much better of them.

Something else people tend to do, which eventually leads to this is - you can be having a fun conversation back and forth via email, where they actually write you, and you write back. And then suddenly *BOOM!* They start sending you chain letters. That's when I stop replying to them unless it's to send them a Snopes/Hoax-slayer/etc. debunk link.

Now chain letters are rampant on FB in the form of statuses that get "shared" and Facebook pages that are trying to get "liked". Those "social games" (Remember Farmville and the like?) *wince* were already bad enough, and the chain notes. Now it's viral statuses too.
 
Gee, Miss Capri, don't hold back, tell us what you really think! :D:D

Lol *Impish grin* Oh, that's nothing yet.

And by the way, welcome to the forum from a grumpy old guy in Louisville.

Thanks!

It's nice to see a thread about chain letters with such an amount of good posts.Without a lot of anti-chains or people zipping off into bashing theism, which happens so often because many other complaints on various forums are about faux religious chain letters. I say faux because those things are not the real thing. Too bad so many people don't stop and think about that before forwarding in an emotional rush.

Has anyone seen that "Johnny Brought A Gun To School" glurge chain?

Bleck.
 
Maybe the term "chain" has a double meaning here - the obvious one is the link between all the people who choose to forward etc, but the less obvious one is the mental and other limitations falling for such places on the participants.

Fool me once, shame on you,
Fool me twice, shame on me,
Fool me three times and welcome to internet fame.

I have considered starting some completely and utterly ridiculous chain letters just to see how many people would fall for it. But I see enough stupidity in the world to take an active part in fostering it.
 
I use to get those unfounded internet rumor emails all the time from my friend. I would do the snoops or other rumor control to see if they were valid or email the company it was attacking for a answer, and if not proved I would send them back to him with proof they were fake. You know the type of letter, like the one that went around that Target wouldn't support veteran groups etc. I don't get them any more from him he died several months ago but now I get the junk stuff I guess it's tied into the social groups my little lady gets on. I never send anything on except maybe a occasional joke, I guess that's why they made the trash can easy to access.

I use to see the contacts on some of them, there were like hundreds of email address including some DOD ones, I guess a good way for a spammer to get legit emails. If I forward anything to more then one person I always use BC and erase everyone else's email address. No sense making it easier for the spam merchants.
 
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