Broccoli caused it

Joined
Oct 23, 2012
Messages
2,561
Reaction score
4,822
It's time to move on to something better to bash here on the forum...Broccoli...that's what has caused all the commotion and troubles that is confronting the world.

Now when I was younger, there at the table, my mother put broccoli in front of me..."Eat it, it'll help you grow up and make you strong." It'll put color in your cheeks".

"But I don't want to grow up and go HO HO HO and look like the Jolly Green Giant"

"You'll sit there until you eat it".

If I had sat there until I ate it, then I would probably still be sitting there..Thank goodness I had to go to school the next day.:D

(I still don't like it)


Liver and Onions...Another of those foods I'd still be sitting there....Thank goodness for ketsup.....I think I used a whole bottle trying to drown out the taste of liver and onions.:( (Don't like liver either)

Now my one set of grandparents owned and operated a cafe...What ever they served, they always served a side of white bread and two pats of butter...I guess the bread was to sop up the plate with...I don't know...But this I do know, not too many places do that any more. Even serving a roll with the meal seems to be something to be remembered, instead of savored. Guess it's something the nicer people did away with, using a piece of bread to clean their plate with?????:o

My other set of grandparents, my grandmother also always served a slice of white bread and some butter to go with?????? Maybe the source of that was promoted by the dairy companies to sell more butter. I don't know.

See, it's because of broccoli and liver and onions that I got the attitude, I don't want to, and you can't make me...:rolleyes:

I have overcome my adverseness to Brussel Sprouts though.:D

Maybe it is old age that turned me into a old curmudgeon instead of the broccoli.:confused:.:confused:.:confused:


WuzzFuzz
 
Last edited:
Register to hide this ad
Blame the Italians!

Although broccoli dates back to before Roman
times, it's the Italians in the 1920s who really
introduced it to the U.S.

And I'm not shy about hissing at my Italian
friends and an in-law for their ancestral sin.

However, their red wines allow me to forgive them.
 
At my parents' table, you didn't say "I don't like that" or "I don't want any." My dad's response to either one was "Your mother doesn't put anything on the table that isn't fit to eat." Their rule was you take a serving of everything on the table, and you ate everything on your plate. If you didn't, the response was "There are people starving in China...eat your food." I once had the temerity to ask, "How will me eating this help them? Shouldn't we send it to them?" Not good.

As a result, I ate liver and onions, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, greens of various kinds, cucumbers, cabbage, cauliflower, sauerkraut, and brains (on occasion), all of which I consider noxious today. I did like (and still do) green beans, salads, and spinach, so that wasn't a problem. Since I don't have to eat the foods I don't like now, I usually won't...I will on occasion eat broccoli, mainly for variety, since we are on a low carb diet, but I don't really like it.

My parents weren't mean...they grew up in the depression, and were from poor families. There wasn't much food, and whatever they had wasn't wasted. My mother also cooked many good things, which I really enjoyed.
 
Broccoli as well as Brussels sprouts and cauliflower can be prepared so it is excellent.

Butter is the main thing these veggies need.

Steam broccoli and drizzle with salted butter.

Saute slices of cauliflower in butter.

Bake or sauté Brussels sprouts with butter and salt then drizzle with good balsamic vinegar (good balsamic vinegar is thick and syrupy: $50+ per pint).

You'll notice that the secret is butter.

Butter adds to quality of life, even though it may not lengthen life.
 
Last edited:
Broccoli as well as Brussels sprouts and cauliflower can be prepared so it is excellent.

Butter is the main thing these veggies need.

Steam broccoli and drizzle with salted butter.

Saute slices of cauliflower in butter.

Bake or sauté Brussels sprouts with butter and salt then drizzle with good balsamic vinegar (good balsamic vinegar is thick and syrupy: $50+ per pint).

You'll notice that the secret is butter.

Butter adds to quality of life, even though it may not lengthen life.

To me all they need is a little olive oil and a little vinegar. Same with aspargus, only problem with the aspargus is when I pee.:rolleyes:
 
Boiled Okra is the only veggie that comes to mind that I don't find edible. Blamed for causing all the commotion and troubles that is confronting the world seems a bit harsh. ;)
 
Did he say " BLAME THE ITALIANS???? ":eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:;):D

54fa3e2f3da00-broccoli2-rf-200.jpg
 
Last edited:
[
54fa3e2f3da00-broccoli2-rf-200.jpg



The Food and Drug Administration should have banned that stuff long ago...:) Notice the Happy Face....all of those Happy Faces it would have produced.


RPG I see that you have to drown out the taste too with all the stuff you put on it.:D

I've stepped in better stuff than that.:eek:


WuzzFuzz
 
i feel you on the liver. Never could eat it or even stand the smell. Now the veggies I love. Broccoli, brussel sprouts, asparagus, and cauliflower all get cooked the same way. Heat oven to 420 degrees, put your veggies in a Tupperware with some olive oil, salt and pepper and shake. Then stick it in the oven for 20 minutes. Make sure to halve the brussel sprouts. After it's cooked eat it up. Or with the broccoli I squeeze a fresh lemon over it after it's cooked. The small branches are the best when they are a little crunchy. You can also sprinkle some fresh Parmesan cheese on them also. There is never any leftovers at my house. My kids love it all.
 
Back
Top