I was the first to report about bigfoot

[BigBill]

Facts,,,,,,,,

1. Woken up with two bf talking outside my window infront of my bunk. Some sort of gibberish language. By the time I got out of my bunk they were gone. Not far away is the only running freshwater spring in the area.

2. At around 1am hearing two rocks being banged together.

3. Bigfoot howls n screams near my camp in the wilds.

4. My bacon cheeseburgers attracts bf.

5. I contacted BFRO they sent a rep to my camp. He found bf beds above my camp on the ridge.

6. While in our deer stands at first light the tree knocking came from above us and was answered from deep in the green mountain nation forest.

7. I find bf very elusive and will avoid humans at all cost.

Checkout some of the YouTube posts on bf.

 

[Watchdog]

I was the first to report about bigfoot...

Now...where'd I put my waders?

 

[steveno]

a straight jacket and a padded cell are in your future

 

[Protocall_Design]

I think the American Indians might have a small head start...

 

[Kanewpadle]

Jeez, you could have at least invited him in. It's cold outside.

 

[dockmurgw]

6. While in our deer stands at first light the tree knocking came from above us and was answered from deep in the green mountain nation forest.

Only in Vermont could this happen. Maybe bigfoot was swimming in Champlain looking for Champ.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[steveno]

however if you really insist here is the place to be next weekend

Bigfoot leaving its mark in Hastings | Local News | hastingstribune.com

 

[joeintexas]

Sounds like somebody got into the fun juice a little early today.

 

[MaricopaKid]

I've read that 2 rocks being banged together was supposed to be their mating call. I'm glad you didn't wander outside to investigate. Now THAT would have made an interesting story!

 

[RobertJ.]

Sometimes things are best kept to ourselves!

 

[Watchdog]

He stopped by the house yesterday evening to watch a little TV with us.

 

[BigBill]

Trust me I've had unexplained encounters.

 

[TomkinsSP]

Facts,,,,

...You can set up toll booths, and make tons of money....
...Where is that sarcasm font when I need it?...

"Le Petomane Through Way! What will that ***hole think up next? Does anyone got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes."
-Maj.T.J."King" Kong

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

I think that bf is as good a reason as any to disappear into the woods for a few days. "No Dear, I cannot go shopping with you and your mother and your sister this weekend. I promised Bob that I would help him hunt for bf again. Yes, I will be taking both coolers."

 

[Muss Muggins]

That is troublesome to me on several levels . . .

Trust me I've had unexplained encounters.

 

[Kanewpadle]

He stopped by the house yesterday evening to watch a little TV with us.

So do you know the name of the movie he's watching?

 

[rwsmith]

WHATEVER you do......

I've read that 2 rocks being banged together was supposed to be their mating call. I'm glad you didn't wander outside to investigate. Now THAT would have made an interesting story!

... DON'T bang rocks together to answer the call!

 

[Muss Muggins]

So do you know the name of the movie he's watching?

Isn't that one of the Bonzo movies?

 

[rwsmith]

That's one of the many lines......

"Le Petomane Through Way! What will that ***hole think up next? Does anyone got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes."
-Maj.T.J."King" Kong

....that makes me laff and laff.