Accounts report that in yesterday’s storm multiple people simply abandoned their vehicles in the travel lanes. That, of course, is far dumber than driving with hazards on.
I have actually personally seen this myself and would not have believed the incident but for witnessing it. Many of these severe weather events here in the south are accompanied by sleet and ice storms. Sleet is not so bad, but the black ice coating everything and the roads is killer.
I was taking a physician neighbor to her hospital shift a couple of hours before daylight in one of these ice and snow storms here. Low and behold I see an elderly grandmother type with the Velcro tennis shoes and a walker with the neon yellow tennis ball feet ambling along in the road as best she could (I and the doctor were dressed like we were going to work on a North Dakota natural gas drilling rig). I was low-locked in four wheel drive in a Jeep Wrangler with a lift kit and all four tires heavy lugged and studded.
Grandma had romped the accelerator on her four door Old’s Delta 88 and managed to get it high-centered on the narrow median of an even narrower town road, effectively blocking the road in both directions. Richard Petty or the best stunt driver in Hollywood could not have gotten the land-barge Oldsmobile better stuck than she had.
She left it—no lights, hazards, nothing (visibility was about 20 feet that morning with freezing fog, rain, sleet and snow). She told me, “the police can handle it, that’s what we pay them for.”
I git her keys, put on hazards and left my streamlight on pointing in the direction traffic would most likely come. Then we took the lady back to her little townhouse. I got the doctor to the hospital, then went home and got a log-chain and my son to see if we could get the Olds off the median and out of the road.
When we got back the LRPD was there and a huge sergeant told me my streamlight kept him from plowing into the front end of the car sticking out in his lane. They had run the tag, and he had sent an officer over to the lady’s house thinking someone had probably popped her in the head, stolen the car, wrecked it on the ice and just left it. His lady officer had discovered the elderly lady was leaving to go to a doctors appointment!
I got my streamlight back and retired from roadside assistance and traffic control!
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