ONE OF MY LIFE'S ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENTS THAT PEOPLE I HANG WITH, MUST HAVE!
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I like to tell my sons we have the best family because we are the most humble.
Protocall_Design
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Life is too short to be serious ALL the time. I believe life is what you make it. I'm making mine a fun adventure!
At an early age I discovered that I had the gifts of music and making others laugh.
Both have served me well.
Both have served me well.
Self-deprecating style is preferred.
The great Don Rickles taught us all to laugh at ourselves for decades
By now I've probably outlived the people who witnessed some of my big goofs.
Last week I went to play pickle ball with friends at the church gym like we do every Monday and Thursday night. It was early and there were only about a dozen people there and I always play in gym shorts and a t-shirt but it was cold and I had also put on some warm up pants and a sweat shirt for the drive over. So I get there as people are playing in all 3 courts and I pull my warm up pants down to my shoes and realized I had forgotten to put on my gym shorts! Apparently no one saw me standing there in my underwear! I told some folks about it between games and we had a good laugh, it was too good to keep a secret.
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CAJUNLAWYER
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If you hang with me and hear me say "**** it" you have a split second to make a decision. Either stand by me and be a part of something epic, risking life, limb or jail time or run like a rabbit and save yourself.
My own gift of music made others laugh. I found a different career.
I'm as good once as I ever was . . . but I'm saving that "once" until I really need it. You're on your own.
Can I appear in your courtroom?
When I retired, I wanted to start a second career as a gigolo, and satisfy beautiful women for money...but I couldn't figure out how to live on $5 per year. 
Here we are; a bunch of old guys bragging about how humble we are.
Ironic much?
Ironic much?
Maybe we are just being humble about how much we brag...
Hopefully, all of us have a "perfection letter" from our proctologist. We are all old enough for at least one.
I had a manager that was not the brightest star in the universe that frequently discussed issues with me. I believe he thought of me as a problem. I proudly showed him my 'perfection letter'. It didn't take; he was still confused.
I had a manager that was not the brightest star in the universe that frequently discussed issues with me. I believe he thought of me as a problem. I proudly showed him my 'perfection letter'. It didn't take; he was still confused.
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