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G-rated blonde joke for Mr. Jarrett's G-rated forum
Blonde Password
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde (female) was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
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10-02-2009, 10:40 AM
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Good thing you put 'female' in parenthesis...otherwise I would have been confused.
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Thirty characters. Exactly...
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10-02-2009, 11:16 AM
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Just be thankful...
... that the requirement wasn't for at least one digit -
e.g. "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyPinky"
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10-02-2009, 12:20 PM
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Sip - just a cut & paste. Stolen from a friend who emailed it earlier today. I take no responsibility! 
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My blonde daughters
made up a joke when they were in high school:
Why are there some many blonde jokes?
Brunettes have nothing else to do on Saturday nights....
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10-02-2009, 08:22 PM
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Why don't Blondes tap dance?
They keep falling into the sink!
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How do you know a blonde has been at your computer???
White out on the monitor...
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Blonde password: ********
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Blonde paybacks
I was teaching a group of students during an academy class one time, and they (men and women) began to pick on one of the young ladies who happened to be a blonde (and a very good shooter, to boot). She took it in stride, but I was unwilling to let her continue receiving the abuse from her classmates. During a break one day I gave her these brunette jokes to fire back with - they seemed to work for her!
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A Hostage!
What do you call a brunette whose phone rings on a Friday night?
Startled!
Her favorite:
Where do brunettes get their training bras?
Fisher Price
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10-04-2009, 10:02 AM
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A blonde found out her boyfriend had been unfaithful to her and went to his house. She stood in the front yard and placed a revolver to her head. He pleaded with her to stop and her reply to him was "Don't try to stop me,you are next!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jmark1651
A blonde found out her boyfriend had been unfaithful to her and went to his house. She stood in the front yard and placed a revolver to her head. He pleaded with her to stop and her reply to him was "Don't try to stop me,you are next!
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I like that one. 
Ken
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