Just for the record....Pain pills are a godsend for those who need them. Doctors generally prescribe them because they honestly feel the patient needs them (most doc's.) The problems Charlie describes isn't legitimate use, its abuse by those who don't hold prescriptions for them.
Shugart is a backroom pharmacist. The ones Charlie complains about are the more casual, streetcorner guys. They see and sometime sell pills for sex. Shugart....well, he's got his own captive assistants and GF. The problem is, he's got to account for his pill collection!
There are other sources of prescription pills, too. They were the legitimate prescriptions that weren't fully used by the patient. My wife had a prescription for 30 tylenol #4s. She probably took 2 or 3, then stopped because she didn't need them. Over the last year, I looked in the bottle. There were 3 pills, definitely not pain pills. Someone had stolen them from our bathroom. Put some sinus pills in the bottle so it looked like contents, not an empty bottle.
We gave it some thought. She's a nurse, so she's more tolerant than I am (? doesn't make sense, but she is.) We don't have guests all that often. We pretty much narrowed it down to a party we have every Labor Day. Her conclusion was we had 5 or 6 different guests with chronic pain problem. Could have been any of them. The rule we didn't adhere to is an old one. Keep all meds out of the reach of others. She always felt her medicine cabinet was secure, who would steal someone elses meds? The simple answer is those 27 or 28 pills were worth bucks each. It was an easy score for someone.
Last spring we were staying at a motel for 10 days. I had the worldly remains of a prescription of 10 tylenol #3s. One day it vanished. It wasn't me, and it wasn't her, so that only leaves the house cleaning crew. The motel manager, who we know pretty well, was mad at us for even bringing the subject up. She defended her crew, saying none of them would steal. We dropped the subject, because it was the easy way of handling it. But I'd bet we weren't the only victims, either while traveling or having a party in our home.