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Tiger Woods Holiday Photo...
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That's so funny,Cheers G-Mac.
Merry Christmas,D.G.
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What's the difference between a Golf Ball and a SUV?
Tiger Woods can drive a Golf Ball Four Hundred Yards!!!!!!!!!!
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I hear Tiger is thinking of changing his nickname to Cheetah.
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Good one Gordy!
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I hear Tiger is thinking of changing his nickname to Cheetah.
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Very good. Keep those coming, therevjay!
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Tiger Woods was tired the other day, "he only played 7 holes"
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This phony **** is getting just what he deserves. Trust he will be wholly humiliated for his arrogance and abject stupidity.
Be safe.
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Way too funny!!!!! 
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Just laughed/spit beer all over the screen... Now THAT"S FUNNY!!!
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This morning, Don Imus' black staff guy was making very funny Rev JJ-style rhymes about Tiger, then he said..."Tiger likes his women like his golf balls....white, with dimples."
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Hmmm, first sports athlete who has earned one Billion dollars...stupid?...I Don't Think So.
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I heard Nike isnt going to drop him. After all there moto is "Just do it"
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I stand by my adjectives and views. The phony trots out his whole family when the cameras are rolling and bangs some reality show bimbo(s) and other assorted adulterers on the side.
Woods is a phony because of the first and arrogant and stupid because of the second. If one is going to cheat, choose a partner(s) who is discreet and won't be saving your voice mails 'til the time is right.
Be safe.
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He drives well on the fairway but does not fare well in the driveway.
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Wheelgunner, you got me in trouble!!! My boss jumped up and ran to my desk cause I doubled over laughing. So she got to read the whole thread. (I try to keep the 11 hours a day on the forum on the quiet) while I wait for the phone to ring!!
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Check out...wwwSportsByBrooks.com.
Great sports website highlighting Tiger's nightmare.
He has always been a winner & is very high strung. Can he hold himself together...short term & long range??
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I've always liked Tiger Woods and I'm sorry for his family and what's going on in such a public venue.
I hope they can salvage their marriage and move forward from here.
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oh no! We're not going to get serious in this thread are we?
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OK. I heard Tiger's excuse was that he is a golf pro and that's why he always needs to play a round.
If you want the really bad one: I heard Tiger got penalized for taking extra strokes.
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I'm sorry for his family and what's going on in such a public venue.
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If we're going to be serious here, I'm also sorry that his family is having to deal with this in a public venue. However, the buck still stops with Tiger. Had he kept his vows, it wouldn't be a problem.
The jokes, however, are hilarious and much appreciated.
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Mikey D: Plus 10
I could add: "judge not, lest....well, you know.
Two threads, over one hundred posts and yours is the first Christian response. I always thought there were more Christians on this forum.
I must confess (pun intended), that I do enjoy the humor. Right now the best job in America is writing for Letterman and Leno, all they have to do is phone the new material in.
I am a golfer and Tiger has done more for the game of golf than just about anyone in history. For his efforts he has been very well compensated. It's a shame to see him make such poor decisions but ultimately he will pay full price for his transgressions.
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I heard that he has a $300,000,000.00 pre-nup with her. If it all goes south, he will not have even come close to paying full price.
Having said that, I hope they can keep it together and salvage the marriage and family. As far as this being all over the news and the internet, it is the price one pays for being famous. It goes with the territory. I am a golfer myself, and I marvel at the talent this guy has. For those of you who do not play golf, believe me, what he does is nothing short of amazing. He is an anomoly. The only golfer I know of that had this kind of talent was Jack Nicholas, and Tiger will break every one of his records. He is the Michael Jordon, Bobby Orr, or Babe Ruth of golf and then some!
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He will beat all the records,
but only if her lawyer doesn't bust his putter first!
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Yet another wonderful role model for today's youth.
I guess that emblem on his hat (stylized TW) means "The Womanizer".
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That is awesome! I cant stand that guy! How could you not be happy with that by your side........ sheesh! 
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OK. I heard Tiger's excuse was that he is a golf pro and that's why he always needs to play a round.
If you want the really bad one: I heard Tiger got penalized for taking extra strokes.
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BarbC, that was great! haha
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His mother always said "Don't confuse your Woods with your putter"
Merry Christmas D.G.
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The problem with that is ... IT WORKS.
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That is awesome! I cant stand that guy! How could you not be happy with that by your side........ sheesh!
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It's just proof once again that, no matter how pretty she is, and no matter how rich he is, someone, somewhere, is tired of their ****.
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