Q:Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under fiction.

Q:What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?
A:Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.

Q:Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible. Isthat true?
Where canitbefound?
A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ***
all the way to Egypt ...."

Q:How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?
A:Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses.

Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads.

Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember these!"

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DAV in honor of POP

That tiny writing was just cruel I tell ya!


WG840

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Freedom above all else.

What tiny writing?

these are great. mostly true too. ask how i know that.

That last question is far truer than you know!
I recall going into auto repair shops and parts stores with my Dad as a kid. Some of the stuff (at least to me at the time) looked like it was for stuff pictured on cave walls. Now I'm the one who looks like I should be pictured on cave walls!

I didn't have to take my glasses off my forehead