Hey Jesse,

You stupid moron! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were slipping around.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheating idiot on the planet!

How can you live with yourself?

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of **** that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me.

Let’s do lunch,
Tiger Woods

Yo - Tiger
You only get to see the outside - - -

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In dog years I'm dead.

"I swear, honey, I was only reading!"

Seriously, just what did bullock think she was getting when she married a man who had been married to a porn star and allowed her to make all those movies while married? Where I come from they called that kind of guy a pimp! Surprise, surprise!

Sandra wanted a bad boy and she got one. If Tiger didn't have a boatload of cash he'd be dating Hillary Klinton's lookalike.

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SOS USA

Americas Sweetheart is from Nuernberg Germany.
Good looking yes,Smart no.
J.J. is an idiot.

D.G.

To be fair, Sandra did make him use his soup spoon when he just wanted to pick up the bowl. Nag, nag, nag....

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Thirty characters. Exactly...

I think the bank robber is a whole lot more interesting.

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Lost it all in a boat accident

Sandra Bullock IS hot. The way I look at it though, I'm only getting 50% of the story. Same with Tiger. Before I go pointing fingers, I'd have to REALLY know what it's like to live with Sandra Bullock. God only knows what she may be like in reality, and the media have actually labeled him a "monster". I realize that he may have done wrong, but it sure as hell hardly makes him a "monster".

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MARK

I don't know about the "monster" part either but "dumber than a box of rocks" certainly applies.

Bob

I agree with the monster part...not so much with the hot part..Sandra is pretty, but she does nothing for me...cute yes, sexy...no...and people don't always look for prettier/hotter when they cheat...just different....look at Tiger...none of those skanks could hold a candle to his super hot Nordy wife...

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Thirty characters. Exactly...

I knew a chef at a country club. He had prime rib for dinner 5 nights a week over and over. That boy really wanted a cheese burger.

Just goes to show you. No matter how beautiful a girl is-somewhere out there there's a man who's fed up with her nonsense.
For the record-after this broke I was quite happy as I was able to return Sandra to her position in the top 5 of my "next wife" list.

Further for the record-it's a known fact that every man harbors a desire to every now and then "go skank" It's just that most don't act on it.

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Forum consigliere

What is it with all this facsination about athletes and movie stars lives? Actualy I think it is pretty stupid to even hear my real hero hannity waste so much time yaking about woods etc.
The only thing I find interesting about it is how these dopes throw millions away by not being able to controll themselves!
Just because some idiot is blessed with either looks or can hit da ball good we idolise them and make them ritch! Probley better people are within 20 feet of you any given time of the day, and we ignore them!
God dont let my wife read this! Guys, I know I aint unique. I am a fat ugly old man. I know many of you are similar. I ran around and never got married the first time untill I was about 40 years old. That only lasted a couple years and I was single again for another 20 years!
In those years I went through more girl friends than I can count. (or they went through me). Some of them werent beauty queens. Some of them were knock outs! A few were every mans wish, nymphos! I am here to tell you, you can get caught up real quick!
Looks are nice, but a good woman is hard to beat even if they aint blessed with looks or over sexed!

If a dog is fed and petted at home, he will not stray.

I was once married to a beautiful lady. She looked good, was an immaculate dresser, cleaned the house to perfection and was fun at parties. Past that, nothing. High dollar to maintain and higher to be rid of but the cost of the divorce was worth it.

There is no way of knowing what Jesse James endured at home. I know she was gone a lot. I have also heard they had an open marriage and if so, it would not shock me.

Just because something looks good to you does not mean it will be good for you.

We'd best close on the sensible note.