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01-27-2017, 08:47 PM
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A Mexican Magician.....
...walks onto the stage and tells the crowd that he'll vanish on the count of three.... "UNO".........."DOS".........*<POOF>*............. .................................................. .............................................He disappeared without a tres
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01-27-2017, 09:02 PM
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01-27-2017, 09:08 PM
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Conchita didn't get it. I had to explain it to her. She blamed it on my "lousy Mexican accent".
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01-27-2017, 09:09 PM
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What do you call a boat with four Mexicans and a hole in it?
Quatro sinko.
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01-27-2017, 09:21 PM
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Fry de night live. 
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01-27-2017, 09:21 PM
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One fine day a few decades ago at the Tyson's Toyota Parts Department, I worked with a Mexican fellow named Jorge. It was kinda slow and we were standing around bull pooping.
Jorge looks at me and says "You better watch yourself or I'll show you my Mexican Judo." I said, "cool (thinking it was some kinda cool South American Martial art) show me some Mexican Judo." I braced and readied myself, He got in a kinda flex knee stance, pointed at me and said, "judo know if I have a knife, judo know if I have a gun."
Yeah, we all laughed our asses off.
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01-27-2017, 09:51 PM
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That's funny
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01-27-2017, 10:03 PM
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Thanks, I needed that.
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