In view of a new threat to National Security by old white hair men planning terrorist activities in Waffle Houses all over America:
1. What CCW would be appropriate when going for breakfast at Waffle House?
a. type weapon
b. caliber
c. magazine capacity
d. should ammo be able to penetrate a syrup bottle.
*** do Zombies dine at Waffle House, and at the same time as old white hair gentlemen?

2. Is it now a good idea from a security reason to have breakfast at home?

When is the threats of jealous husbands and boyfriends, criminals, zombies, and now old white hair men going to end?

Does that national security threat also include IHOP and Cracker Barrel?

I would think anywhere more than two old white hair guys meet.

*** a Federal SWAT Team was forming in a public park getting ready to take down a nursing home across the street that was suspected of giving aid and comfort to a number of "Risks To National Security" (old white hair
gentlemen) but before the SWAT Team could act, the SWAT Members were mugged and robbed by real honest criminals.

Sir, apparently you have never been in a Waffle House at 3:00 A.M.

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It's easier to wash syrup off plastic than wood or metal.

Yep, that's true, I read about it on the Internet!

And all the bad guys were armed with Ruger Single-actions and Marlin rifles, the obvious "preferred weapons of criminals and gangsters" according to the BATFE. (Bureau of Antiquated Thinking and Faulty Excuses).

That Mrs. Butterworth, she's a tough old broad.

The ones who pay with cash.

Those are the ones to watch!

I would think that you would want a Model 29 with an 8 3/8" barrel. Carry it IWB, old guys always walk a little stiffly, nobody will be the wiser.

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Many K and N Frames

And if ya print ya just might make some blue hair lady's day!

I don't know about IHOP, but Cracker Barrel prefers to serve gray haired white people. Seems like they've been sued over that practice too.

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Most importantly at IHOP it is important to rigoruously investigate the exit strategy necessary for a quick departure that doesn't interfere with your walker or cane as you are rapidly fleeing from the "Federalis" as they come to arrest you for "dissention" against the government.

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When i was night fishing, a fisherman fishing near boston was stabbed to death in the late 70's on the beach. After reading this and being alone all the time i put a 50rd box of 45acp in the glove box and 7 mags in my pocket with one mag in the 1911. I figured if the SHTF the 8 mags should get me to the car or help may arrive by then. We need to figure the copy cats would try the same **** right.

Of course in todays world they don't even know us or what our country is like and they want to kill us anyway. So maybe 4 50rd boxes of 45acp ammo with the same 8 mags with the 1911.

Just kidding but when is enough, enough?? How many rounds do we need? I did carry my 44mag with two 6rd speed loaders besides the loaded revolver at onetime.

Lets face it in a gun fight no one will rush in to help you till the shooting stops lets face it. Were on our own.

So what do you really carry ammo wise? How many rounds will make you feel safe??

They estimated there are 20,000 bad guys sleeping ready to strike here at anytime. Even if there are 50 to 100 bad guys in one group comming attacking do we stand a chance at all?

I try not to think about it but it was predicted on the news oneday. Bill

Remember if we hear something out of the ordinary we should say something right?

I heard a rumor there are mid-eastern type zombies hiding out in beatup looking RV's and ordering out from IHOP's here in california. Maybe needing a mixture of full metal jackets and HP's in that cituation.

Oh no, not the sand zombies again. Only silver plated, 250gr, hollow point bacon bullets will reliably kill them. And I haven't yet seen a box of them on the WalMart shelves. Joe

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"Cracker Barrel" sounds ripe for a suit if you ask me. Bet they don't have any in D.C.!!!!

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For those old codgers all you need is a squirt gun full of milk of magnesia