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Door Number Three
: Jimmy Buffett, Steve Goodman
1974
Oh I took a wrong turn, it was the right turn
My turn to have me a ball
Boys at the shop told me just where to stop
If I wanted to play for it all
I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV
My whole world lies waiting behind door number three
I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel
And they rolled me to the very first row
I held a big sign that said, "Kiss me I'm a baker
And Monty I sure need the dough"
Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
And I don't want what Jay's got on his table
Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor
No I'll hold out just as long as I am able
Or until I can unlock that lucky door
Well, she's no big deal to most folk
But she's everything to me
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
Oh Monty, Monty, Monty, I am walkin' down your hall
Got beat, lost my seat, but I'm not a man to crawl
Though I didn't get rich, you son of a (female dog  )
I'll be back just wait and see
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
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Actually, my chances of winning are slim. I already won the Polish Lottery back in 1989. I won a million dollars. I get a dollar a year for a million years.
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03-30-2012, 07:26 PM
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Would buy a 50ft Grand Banks Trawler, fill the tank & never look back. Travel everywhere I'd like to go, and maybe hire a female "crew" to assist with the washing and waxing. If you have ****** neighbors, just pull in the lines, and take it on down the road. Complete freedom.
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03-30-2012, 07:32 PM
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Anything I want.
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03-30-2012, 07:37 PM
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I would pay it on my bills as far as it would go.  Don
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I'd buy a few guns like this...
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And with that kind of money, you won't even mind carrying and shooting it!
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And with that kind of money, you won't even mind carrying and shooting it!
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The U.S.S. Missouri! Dale
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Pay off the bills of the family members that were worthy. Pay off my house and all my debt. Then start buying up all the firearms I've only ever seen in books and always wanted. Oh and a yrs supply of ammo for each of my fellow forums members. Or a sweet reloading setup you choose lol!
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A Registered Magnum, I saw one just the other day.
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I'd get myself the best set of congressmen that money could buy. Dollar for dollar it's the best investment one can get!
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A car. I badly need a new car.
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A six-pack of Shiner Beer and another lotto ticket. Who knows, I might be on a roll.
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Something to help sick kid's, already got way more then I deserve in 5 life times.
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I'd stimulate the economy and a tall blonde.
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I'd punish my enemies and reward my friends.
But first I'd get some coda
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A freind ask me if I would buy the best bottle of whiskey there is. Hell no, I'd buy the whole distillery.
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Hope you're clear on which translation! 
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Controlling interest in MSNBC then fire all those fools on their birthdays.
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I'd spend AT LEAST half of it on gambling alcohol and loose women and probably just waste the other half.
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I would give most of it away to various charities...
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A couple hundred acres for my dogs to run on, and some sheep to give them something to do.
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WINNING
Well, I never win, but if I did, after paying off one third in taxes, I would arrange for my grandchildren's college to be paid for, but they have to stay in school, and maintain a B average. The bulk of what was left would go to St. Judes. There isn't much we really need. April 1 will be our 45th anniversary, I don't think I could get anything better than that. 
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A timberland cattle ranch for my grandkids, there is noting more rewarding and harder work than a cattle ranch. Makes good people, better. And mabe a hunting trip or 2 for me with m new guns.
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Hmmmm, 2 of every version of 44special firearm
ever made. A shooter and a display version. An
ambulance version of the Landcruiser,and a BAR
(WWII style) in 7.62x51. Rest would go into debt
reduction and investments.
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Anybody here know what the going rate is on the state of
Montana ???????
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What I would do had already been posted.
Buy Doc 44's collection.
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