I wanted to post this in the Chapstick thread, but, story of
my life, I was a day late & a dollar short, because the thread
is locked. Anyways, as part of my continuing effort to provide
useless information to people that didn't even ask for it, here
goes: I've got four vials of Carmex, the oldest marked .59 cents,
the next oldest is .89 cents, then one at $1.19, and the last
with no price. Why? My Dad would say it is because of my
rampant packratism. But they are all still good, so why toss them?

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Carmex? That stuff is still around.?? I remember by girlfriend in High School used that stuff.

Her lips tasted good

My Wife is addicted to Burts Bees, I don't like that stuff.

Why was Chapstick locked??

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Still Running Against the Wind

It was at least a year & a half ago. That was the last time I
bought any. At Wally World, I believe.

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See,it does go bad!
Thanks
Mike

I think it got locked because people were lip syncing the wrong tune.

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Doesn't hasta call me Johnson

How does a ChapStick thread get locked? I've often wondered myself. I use them wherever I find 'em. Car, workbench, garage, shed, a pair of pants that I haven't wore in years, junk drawer. Always fresh!

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Doesn't hasta call me Johnson

Well that certainly would explain it!

According to my Wife who is a connoisseur of all lip balms, Burts, Carmex, Chap stick, Blistex they never go bad. One, they are petroleum based and two, she uses them up so fast there is no chance to go bad!!. Just asked her and that's the facts MAM!

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Still Running Against the Wind

Wells Boys,

I'll have to take responsibility for alls that....See I thought it
was a chapstick joke thread, as a few others obviously did as well...

So, y'all know me....I launch one of my wilderness huntin'
camp stories involving, you guessed it....Chapstick.

Due to time restraints and a stern warning from the OP of
that thread I'll tell you boys about it later.....It was about
real men doing real practical jokes in a real hunting camp
forty or fifty miles from the trail head.

Anyways, in my defense, who would have thought for a
minute that a grown man couldn't tell if his lip balm taste funny or not. I ask ya?

That's kinda like askin', "How much flavor is this chewing
gum gonna lose on the bed post overnite?"

Any-hows, another time we had this chap in camp....That complained at every turn...THe coffee was too strong, the cots were too soft, the weather was too warm one day and too cold the next.

The straw that broke the camels back was when he start'd in on the stock!
The horse was too strong and stepped out too much....Wells when we returned to camp that nite,

As I, er we were un-saddling, I advised him to be really
watchful of that sorrel mule right thar..."He's proud cut and he cover a jenny in a heart beat!"

What was this thread about....Oh lip balm, yup use in all the time!



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"IN GOD WE TRUST"

"That's kinda like askin', "How much flavor is this chewing
gum gonna lose on the bed post overnite?""

and your Mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite, can you catch it.............

Sing along Now

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Still Running Against the Wind

As far as I know every Chapstick thread that's ever been on this forum has gotten locked.

Are you talking...conspiracy?

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Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire

Chapstick lasts forever.
It's the threads that go bad.
Nothin' ta get too chapped about.

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Lee Jarrett

OK boys follow the bouncing ball

Oh-me, oh-my, oh-you
Whatever shall I do
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
I'd give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no

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