Do you like looking at your S&W's like I do? I mean some are lean and some are mean! Some come Tall and some come short, they're all nice. Which one's do you like best.

They are nothing at all like girls. Most any one can figure a S&W out.

Are S&W's like Girls?
Yes. There expensive, you never get to use them as much as you would like, and after you have one you still want other ones.

yep, I do like lookin, but I specially like holdin

Redheads....I like redheads......

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Even older, even crankier....

S&W's come with an operating manual.

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James L. "Jim" Rhiner

^^^ This. Have you noticed a plethora of smokin' hot redheads on commercials lately? Started with the Wendy's girl and then a couple or few others. I approve the trend...

OH! Smith & Wessons. Both of my blued revolvers are matte finish so I don't have that inky black pool to gaze into but I like taking them out, inspecting for any signs rust, a sensuous rubdown with an oily rag, a few gentle strokes of a well lubricated patch through the bore...

You fellers ain't got enuff to do!!!

I gotta admit, I do like me some gun porn.

I don't think anyone here will deny the appeal of gun porn! And just so I'm clear, I mean pictures of guns, & that"s all.

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Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire

Crystal clear.

I'm not so fond of the square ones

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Sure you did

If you mean will either b*** your brains out I guess the answer is yes
I'm sorry moderators-I'll take my ding. But in my defense you just can't expect me to sit back and say nothing when someone lobs a hanging curve like that over the plate now can you

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Forum consigliere

Hey, Caj - maybe the mods won't "get it"....
Did you get some points back on your license recently or what?

Then Colts must be different - I heard Sip has a Dick special....

Nothing like women at all... Here are 10 reasons why.

10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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Ephesians 6 (Armor of God)

My big problem is I think mine has that darn internal lock!

Yes, as to the revolvers. No, as to their semi-autos

No. You can't shoot girls.

I'd add a comment about a pair of 38 specials, but I got a notice I'm on secret probation for the next month or so. So no comments about a pair of 38's, OK.

No....no, not at all. But I do like them both!

I have a gun that is worth 4 times what I paid.

I have never had a woman pay me 4 times what I'm worth.

Ya'll need to get to town more often. Larry

I don't compare the things I like to women. Women come and go. Never understood why people name there bikes women's names. They want a mare?

They guys who changes the name from Fatboy or Road King to girl or queen, just crack me up. Are they screwing there bikes over?

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Beware the man with one gun.

Say or do the wrong thing and her eyes look like cold blue steel and just as hard.

Say or do the right thing and she'll sparkle like a new nickel 27.

If S&Ws are like girls, I'll like a model 19 over a model 66.

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Thirty characters. Exactly...

hi paul , how are you? revolvers like girls? yeah... i guess joanne is starting to get leaded up a bit...ill clean her up with a wire brush,oil her moving parts and rub some wax on the rest. then ill take her out this weekend and get her dirty again .yep exactly the same

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the rules? there are no rules

I'm married to one.. never know when she's going to dis- charge

Guns & Women...keep either around long enough and you'll want to shoot'em occasionally.
Chipmunk6

Heh heh heh..........

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Forum consigliere

S&W's are definitly NOT like girls girls can cheat on you, they can divorce you, they can fool around on you A S&W will not do any of those things.

Glad you're not hot for a Model 10.

I'm pretty happy with my 66.

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I like Ike.

me too.

Oh, my Smiths have never told me I'm too conservative, have too many guns and are too old fashioned.

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Cheers, Charles
SWCA #2442

I married one too.

Smiths are pleasing to the eye and very predictable.

Redheads are pleasing to the eye. But predictable....errr not so much.

I love all of the comments, but this thread is headed for a lock down very shortly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

medxam

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Doc Garrett
Dead Man's Doctor

Where can I get one with an English accent??
Webley's are out as most are older than me.

There are members here who 'understand' Smith & Wesson firearms. I don't believe there are any male members of this forum who have an inkling of understanding women, woman, or their wife.

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S&WHF 366

If you treat them nice, they will "put out" for a life time.

And they'll put bullets out in the daytime, in public, as part of a threesome or foursome at the range, in competition, late at night, early in the morning, in the desert, jungle or city,.......

And they won't sulk if you forget their anniversary or birthday.

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Gunner, Sabot Up!

Speak for yourself madame.