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Kind of a fun pick on old guys like me.
Move 'em out to a desolate place where they can bother each other----Government supported, of course.
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Is there a link there that I can't see?
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He's old he forgot to put it in.  Make it the desert I don't like cold anymore, and I'm in, supply guns and ammo as a perk.
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Give him some time, he'll remember what he forgot. If he doesn't remember, it won't matter.  I think I said that correct. We old timers should stick together. 
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He's old he forgot to put it in. Make it the desert I don't like cold anymore, and I'm in, supply guns and ammo as a perk. |
Yes! A dry heat by all means. No lawn to mow...I can still tell people:"Get off my sand!" 
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send me the address so I can have my American rifleman forwarded to my new mud hut in the desert. lee
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Dont we already have that in every rest home across the country?
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Did you guys forget to take your meds again?
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(yea, I stole it)
I coulda sworn I just wrote this somewhere.......... 
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Does once a week count
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I can see it now. The Smith & Wesson Forum Retirement Home for Cranky Old *******s.
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I can see it now. The Smith & Wesson Forum Retirement Home for Cranky Old *******s.
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I was going to respond but I forgot what this thread's about...
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I remember grampa more these days when I am looking in a mirror for some reason. I wonder why?
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After many months of trying to get dad in assisted liveing as he was getting into alzheimers I had to take his s&w 1917. They wouldnt go for that under his mattress.
Then I was visiting him and asked him how the grub was. He didnt like it. Said it tasted like old peoples food. I said pa, your the oldest one here!
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I just turned 59 and I was really wondering when I got old. It seems I was young not to long ago but can't remember when.
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I see. Instead of ammo in the revolver there is Viagra, Dulcolax and dried prunes.
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regular as clockwork every morning at 7 am like clockwork. empty the bladder, then the bowels. only problem is I don't get out of bed til 7:30.
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I am regular too. 10 minuets after every meal or snack.
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I turn 62 tomorrow. Signed up for social security...looks like I'll get enough each month for a carton of smokes and a bottle of scotch!!!
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Hey! Sounds like heaven! I gots to know though, do I hafta get off your lawn?
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You young'ns just remember the old saying: "Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he can't fight, he will just kill you." As stated above, get off my sand! Also, as I am now, so you shall be. God Bless.
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Give each "Old Person" a $100.00 bill and you will also get rid of Lawyers who will follow the "Old People" to con them out of the money.
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AHHHH, nothin' like the smell of Ben Gay and Depends in the morning !
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A couple good things about old age: You can hide your own easter eggs and ya keep meeting new friends! I heard my daughter tell someone the other day, "We dont take him out much anymore". Wonder what I done?
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I know I'm in trouble when I use IMR 4350 in 38 Spl loads, it's a disaster when Red Dot is used in 223 Rem prairie dog loads.
Now get off my sand, I want to start shooting.
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Well, I'd see you tomorrow if I could remember where I'm at. A little while ago I was over at....uh....anyway then went to....um....where are my keys? Where's my car? I think somebody got my car! No wait....this ain't my house I'm using somebody else's computer. Maybe I should look at some porn....oh I seem to have drifted off or something.
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I attended a friends BD party today. He turned 59. Hell; I was the oldest there. Had a great time. Drank Brandy, Burgandy & had a good BBQ. Lasted till 5PM. I came back home & let the dogs out, fixed the coffee, answered the mail, then got online to the Forum. Guess I'm not over the hill yet. But if you want a partner in never never land give me a hail.
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Hell boys---the link is right here---some of you guys are so old they got to use a test to determine your ages. mummies look better off than Ya'll.
As fer me---well---when I aint peeing I am farting. Heck fire--I not only can't keep up with the months or days---I forget to keep the time.
I go to sleep when I get sleepy and get up when I wake up.
I knew this'un would bring out the cream of the crop.
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