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Be afraid...be VERY afraid
So I find this on the local paper's site and figure I'll post it and make a funny crack about our North Carolina forum members.
NC police seek man who sucked toes at Wal-Mart | NOLA.com
Problem was I momentarily lost the link so I googled "Wal Mart toe sucker" to find it and came up with at least FOUR (4) different instances of toe sucking in various wal marts in the Georgia/Sough-North Carolina area aside from the one that caught my eye
This ought to give everyone a cause to pause and reflect.
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So I find this on the local paper's site and figure I'll post it and make a funny crack about our North Carolina forum members.
NC police seek man who sucked toes at Wal-Mart | NOLA.com
Problem was I momentarily lost the link so I googled "Wal Mart toe sucker" to find it and came up with at least FOUR (4) different instances of toe sucking in various wal marts in the Georgia/Sough-North Carolina area aside from the one that caught my eye
This ought to give everyone a cause to pause and reflect.
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta say, it's hard to see the line these days. I mean if someone had said something...
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Doesn't surprise me.
We had reports of a man walking out of the shadows at night and he would walk up to a car stopped at the traffic light only if it was driven by a lone female driver. The man would walk to the back of the car and disappear from view. The woman would drive off and some described a bump ,like they ran over something.
We did a stake out and caught his guy. He would walk next to the car just before the light changed to green and would place his hands under the right rear tire. The light changed and the female motorist would drive off, running his hands over.
Asked why, he said that it sexually aroused him.
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Another dadgum reason not to go to Walmart unless it is an absolute emergency, and I am not sure what that would be.
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I'm confused, doesn't sucking imply a period of time? Wouldn't the victims notice right away? What the heck is wrong with their reflexes. He aughta be picking his teeth up off the floor.
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I was at Walmart.....
I was at Walmart here in SC and a guy asked if I could stick my foot in his mouth, so I stuck it up his ***.
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My wife has some cute toes but I don't suck them.
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I have read reports of toe sucking for many years happening around the country. Must be a popular fetish. But doing it against the person's will is just plain wrong.
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Wow! Just when you think you have seen everything,along comes something like this. I am just not politically correct enough anymore.
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Dang...I'd be afraid of getting athlete's tongue.
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I'm confused, doesn't sucking imply a period of time? Wouldn't the victims notice right away? What the heck is wrong with their reflexes. He aughta be picking his teeth up off the floor.
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Sounds like the Wal had a shortage of pickled pigs feet............
Some times a man gots to do what he need..............
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I just got out of the shower, and having read this troublesome, sick thread, examined my gnarly toes. If there was ever a shooting offense, this was it! Murder is okay under certain circumstances.
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That's why there are so many country songs about cute li'l thangs with their feet on the dashboard. It's a sexay look.
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Whose toes? Womens? Kids? How did he do that?! It seems almost impossible unless they cooperated.
Some years ago, Prince Andrew's ex "Fergie" was sucking some guy's toes or the reverse and some papparazzi took photos, which appeared in tabloids.
But they were lovers and it was consensual. I think they were by a swimming pool. Anyone remember that? LVSteve? Other Brits or ex-Brits?
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Gaahhh!
There are all manner of funny, sad, and gross "walmartians", but that is sick. Just do a simple Internet search on "walmartians", and you'll see what I mean.
In college, sometimes members of our science fiction and gaming club would stop in at stores or go to a restaurant in costume during the Halloween season, usually on our way to or from a party or convention, but all of us had a lot more class (And better costuming skills...) than 99.9999% of the oddly garbed Walmartians, who seem to do this any time of the year, and may not even realize the spectacle they are presenting. Some of them may well be from another planet.
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maybe he was hungry and needed alittle lint and goobers to go with that jam
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Just goes to show you that some folks will do anything to get .22LR ammo at Wally-World.
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What is next....toe suckers...you got to be kidding, darn I'm glad I'm getting old....What Next? Heck I'm afraid somebody might answer...I'm laughing so hard I'm about to lose breakfast....Come on Cage you got to be putting us on.......Somebody posted pictures of extremely portly shall we say women checking out in a Wally world, most had flip flops on (the national shoe now days) Wasn't a pretty sight....UGH !!!
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Hey he has a toe fetish. He should advertise for a woman who likes that. Hoof in mouth disease? Eeeewwwwwwweee. Nasty........you don't know where those feet have been. I've seen women fresh out of the garden smelled like manure run a general backwoods General store barefooted there's a gal for the toe sucker. He can get his vitamins too. Nasty........
There's worst out there. Just go out on a full Moon night. That's why all these nut cases come out of the wood work. I pumped gas at night as a kid. With a 357 python if course. The whole gas station was armed. We had two guys with 44's, one 38special and me. Not place to rob.
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I count this as extreme behavior to say the least. Just think about it for a minute. The human foot has a hard job and a very unpleasant life. First of all it has to bear the weight of the entire body...all day...every day. No vacations or days off. No matter what the rest of the body is doing the foot is always on duty. And if that weren't enough it has to spend most of it's days crammed inside a sock and then stuffed into a tight fitting shoe with no air. It gets all itchy, sweaty and funky as the day wears on. It is also one of the ugliest parts of the body. Male of female, no difference.
I must question the mental health of anyone that would want to put that into his mouth. It just seems so.....wrong,
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Hey mister! If you don't stop sucking my toes in the next half hour I'm gonna call security!!!! And I mean it!
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This thread made me think of an old Frank Zappa song.
"What's the ugliest part of you body?
What's the ugliest part you can find?
Some say its your nose,
Others say its your toes,
I think its your mind!"
or something like that.
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From some I've seen shopping at my local NC Walmart... that guy better find some treatment for "Hoof in Mouth" disease.
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From some I've seen shopping at my local NC Walmart... that guy better find some treatment for "Hoof in Mouth" disease.
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Thankfully, our local Walmart, a/k/a the mall, is an upscale shopping experience and those sort of perversions do not occur here. Sadly, the only 22 they have is ratshot.
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Thankfully, our local Walmart, a/k/a the mall, is an upscale shopping experience and those sort of perversions do not occur here. Sadly, the only 22 they have is ratshot.
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We don't go to walmart anymore. They let people hang out there and when you have 5 or 6 young guys looking for fun -its only trouble.
I had guys whistle at my wife or at me ?
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You mean to tell me you ain't got nothing better to do than to look up toe suckers!!!
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Give the guy a break already.
He's a vegetarian, and she had corns.
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Damn. Octuple ewwwwww!
I think I'll get a pedicure.
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This thread made me think of an old Frank Zappa song.
"What's the ugliest part of you body?
What's the ugliest part you can find?
Some say its your nose,
Others say its your toes,
I think its your mind!"
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I read it to....I'm still in wonderment one that it happens, and two I'm laughing about it.....I guess I'm a sicko too, but not that sick...Flip Flop toes...What next...Lunch in the outhouse...O well to each his own I guess..and I always liked Louisiana. At least Lake Charles..
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I count this as extreme behavior to say the least. Just think about it for a minute. The human foot has a hard job and a very unpleasant life. First of all it has to bear the weight of the entire body...all day...every day. No vacations or days off. No matter what the rest of the body is doing the foot is always on duty. And if that weren't enough it has to spend most of it's days crammed inside a sock and then stuffed into a tight fitting shoe with no air. It gets all itchy, sweaty and funky as the day wears on. It is also one of the ugliest parts of the body. Male of female, no difference.
I must question the mental health of anyone that would want to put that into his mouth. It just seems so.....wrong,
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