A lady is driving down a country road in WV when she comes upon a cornfield. In the middle of this sea of corn is a large boulder sticking up out of the corn. On the boulder is a good ole boy wearing overalls and a straw hat. He is sipping from a jug of shine and casting with a fishing pole out into the cornfield. The lady watches for a few minutes and can't take it anymore. She gets out of her car and yells at the man "It's people like you that give West Virginians a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and kick your butt!"

Why did I click on this? It said it wasn't for me....

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Thirty characters. Exactly...

Sorry - not every joke is a homerun. Snubby resides in my home state so I think of him when I hear stupid WV jokes.

Didn't trick me, I ain't opening this thread.

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Recycled Bricklayer

Me neither.

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James L. "Jim" Rhiner

Aloha,

After reading that, I thought of the show Tremors.

Where the guys are stuck on a rock outcropping and are

"fishing" for Graboids with pipe bombs.

10 seconds I'll never get back.

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Carpriver.

Hell, I don't even have a computer.

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Oh well, what the hell.

Where's ole Pineapple shooter? We done give him the money for the beer. Yep he autta be back soon. Don't thing he would stop and drink our share do ya?

I knew sending him to town in that VW with the lady that sings at the end of games was a bad idea.

I didn't know corn would grow in a lake.
Blessings

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TEXAS, by GOD

I wonder if he was using stink bait?

Nice weather we're having.

You forgot the blonde part.

how do ya catch fish with a boulder

I posted this one before but I still like it..
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural West Virginia. He shot and dropped a bird but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in West Virginia. We settle small disagreements like this with the West Virginia Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the West Virginia Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
The old farmer smiled and said, "No, I give up. You can have the duck."

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Keep on Chooglin'

oughtn' to let the cat out the sack about all the good cornfield fishing you can find;.... with the right kind of shine.

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wanna do right-- not right now

Snubs, that one about the three kick rule made me LOL out loud!

Well, you did it again, Snubs.

And one from the All-Time WV Joke Hall of Fame:

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in WV?

If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been a teethbrush!

Billy Bob and Luther were sitting out on their front porch in West Virginia talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
"I'm taking Earlene with me."

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Keep on Chooglin'

Hey now!! My dogs blonde!