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Windows frozen, what to do - humor
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer is really screwed up now
I have had days like that! 
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01-09-2015, 09:11 PM
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I've received similar.
Got back to my desk from a meeting and had voicemail
First voicemail from wife "Help Netflix isn't working and the kids wants to watch a movie"
Second voicemail from wife "Never mind <4 year old son> told me how to reboot the router"
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01-09-2015, 09:55 PM
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Hell, I've had decades like that. I'm reliably informed that this is because I am an idiot.
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01-09-2015, 10:04 PM
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I thought this was a thread about computers.
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01-09-2015, 10:14 PM
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to un freaze window jump in back seat with your ol -lady
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01-09-2015, 11:00 PM
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FLORIDA what do you guys know about frozen windows, you think it is some kind of Asian drink ROFL
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Take a computer course and learn programming. Write a better operating system and call it doors, passages, or better yet Free Ways. Make the new operating system avaialable to all for free and put Micro Soft out of business. That’s my recommendation.
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01-09-2015, 11:49 PM
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The 'compleat' answer...
Cold boot. Pull the plug.
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01-10-2015, 10:56 AM
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Quote:
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Take a computer course and learn programming. Write a better operating system and call it doors, passages, or better yet Free Ways. Make the new operating system avaialable to all for free and put Micro Soft out of business. That’s my recommendation.
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Its already called Linux
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My younger cousin was a whiz kid on computers. He is 13 years younger than me. He could work the computer better than I could when he was 2.
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But can he.....
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My younger cousin was a whiz kid on computers. He is 13 years younger than me. He could work the computer better than I could when he was 2.
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But can he change a tire? My bro just told me about one of his daughter's boyfriends that was to artsy to be a 'tool guy'. 
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isn't the question of these tech guys is can they load a model 686?
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Wait until you get Windows 8.1 --- it is so bad it ain't worth shooting. Nothing iw where it should be except the POWER switch on the box!
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That is why I bought my new PC with Win 7 pro, I had to track down a retailer (Micro Center) who still made their own brand with 7!
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