DO NOT rub your eyes after handling hot pepper seeds!!

That is all!

Or go use the urinal.

I can second both of those comments!

ALWAYS use latex gloves when handling hot peppers, onions, garlic, etc.

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There's nowt so queer as folk

Or open super glue with your teeth.

Lesson learned.

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Music/Sports/Beer fan

... or pick your nose ...

When fixing old tube radios, even if it is unplugged, be careful where you put your fingers.

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Doesn't hasta call me Johnson

As a supplement, don't dig in your ear after chopping jalapenos either . . .

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Wisdom comes thru fear . . .

Don't use Bengay on a pulled groin muscle.

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

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"Life is short, hunt hard"

Never try to lift your cat to safety when the dogs are chasing him around the house.

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paws for friendship

When urinating outdoors, watch out for the electric fence.

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Isaiah 41:10

Never lie to the bungee guy about how much you weigh!

When I first started surveying back in the 70's we used a steel tape as laser measuring equipment was too expensive for some small businesses. The new guy on the crew always got the duty as a rear chainman. He was the guy that held the rear of the tape under the transit with a metal clamp. As an initiation the head chainman would tell the rear chainman he was ready to measure. The rear chainman would clamp onto the tape and get ready for the tension. The head chainman would then throw the tape over an electric fence and light the rear chainman up. Great fun.

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That's just somebody talkin.

Don't rub your eyes with the back of your hand after reaching in an almost empty bag of jalapeno potato chips. I've done it several times thinking it was okay since I was only using my fingers tips to touch the chips. I keep forgetting that the back of my big mitts are touching the inside of the chip bag where all the seasoning is at...........I'm a slow learner sometimes (you can ask my wife).

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Gone but not forgotten-RIP Dad

It is generally unwise to goose a Cape buffalo.

Finally learned this one after the third incident.

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Oh well, what the hell.

Never hide your stash while stoned.

I often have a momentary lapse in smart too.

Yes, sir! Painful = Removing your contact lenses after making a giant batch of salsa. Even after washing your hands several times!