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Originally Posted by Rustyt1953
I got this!
When I saw the title and knowing you, I knew what it was before opening it.
What do I win?
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Rusty, come on down!!
What do you do, Rusty?
Waa wa waaa wa.
Oh. That's nice.
Ok, take a look at the board Amber is standing by.
What do you think? Do you want square 1 or square 2?
Wa waaa waa. Waaa.
What's that? No, you can't have Amber. Behave. We're on national tv, you freak.
Wa
Yeah, yeah. Just pick a square.
Wa wa wa waaa.
Look, I don't have to give you a ****ed thing if you don't behave.
Now choose.
Wa.
Ok! You've picked square 2!
Amber? What does Rusty win?
WOW!! A most expenses paid surfing trip to Qaanaaq, Greenland in January!
Yes, you'll be surfing the day away on the "beach" at lovely Qaanaaq. Enjoying the local customs, like slugging baby seals and wrestling Orcas for narwhal livers!
You'll be dining by fat oil lamps at Sisapaluks Blubber Emporium, where they serve 3 kinds of blubber, all year long!
Waa wa.
You say you don't like blubber? Then I guess you're going to lose some weight on this trip. Ha-Ha!
Ok, Rusty, thanks for playing.
What? No. You can't get the cash equivalent of the trip. You have to take the trip.
Now somebody get this guy out of here, please.
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