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Dopers Crash into Light Pole, Stir up Bee Hive. Video of Eyewitness Interview
"The girl in that little bikini had red dots all over her."
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02-13-2017, 10:51 PM
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If they were doped up or drunk, well, you reap what you sow.
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02-13-2017, 10:51 PM
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Lmao. That's so funny, it's hard to believe it wasn't staged.
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02-13-2017, 10:56 PM
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I need an interpreter.
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Pretty thorough description I think, sounded normal to me.
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Bless their hearts....
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I thought Dale Jr. woulda' been getting ready for Daytona.....
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That thar was a country boy fur shore.
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OMG that is funny! "I'd say they're learnin" 
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I thought Dale Jr. woulda' been getting ready for Daytona.....
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Sounds like the guy the media usually finds to interview after the tornado. "It sounded like a freight train."
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02-14-2017, 12:06 AM
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Thet was jist one of our boys. Good honest citizen. Once you've listened to them fur a while, you understand. I try not to make too much fun of them. And I respect him more than the dope heads who crashed. I would have liked to see some photos of the girl in the bikini with red spots. When we've got a good campfire going, its the kind of thing we all want to discuss whilst taking on an adult beverage or two. But not in Laurel County, its dry (or was).
Once, long ago, like the early 1980s, we went on a wilderness trailride. We got a notification of them holding it. So on the Saturday, I took momma and down we went. The guy in front of us broke off a rear shock. I could see they were Monroe Magnums and the jeep was stock height. So on Sunday a buddy wanted to go along, and we went out to the garage an rustled around until I found one of my take-offs. Tossed it in the jeep and off we went. Got there and the good ole boy was back, so we got under his jeep and took his broken one off and put mine on. Gave him his because they came with a lifetime warranty. Told him to take it back to the parts house.
He wanted to pay, but I didn't want anything. Just one jeeper helping another. But he told us he was the County Sheriff, and it would be graft! So I kind of understood and suggested he pay us a quarter. He agreed.
It wasn't far from the crash site shown on the little video. We were up on Camp Wildcat on the wilderness road, kind of above Livingston, KY. Its marked by a gravestone type marker, a Civil War battlefield.
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what a buzz buster maaain!
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Is it possible that Jeff Foxworthy's writer has been found?
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At least (it looks like) he has a full set of teeth.
They may or may not be real.
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The TV guy is not a local! Grew up with people who sound just like that and can still speak the language if I need it.
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Sounds like where my Dad was from .. except you could understand him .. some of the old boys down there take some learnin to understand them ..
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02-14-2017, 04:45 PM
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One of my buddies lives not far from Corbin, where KFC originated. He was watching TV when the new spokesperson for the brand came on. He listened and said "he sounds like a yankee". Just ain't right I tell you.
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Anybody know if "I just finished feed'n my chickens and wadder'n 'em and stuff" is code for "I just finished checkin' my still and samplin' my latest batch of corn squeezins"?
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Anybody know if "I just finished feed'n my chickens and wadder'n 'em and stuff" is code for "I just finished checkin' my still and samplin' my latest batch of corn squeezins"?
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naw that's means he was up watching his still all night while the Sherriff was snooping around he had taken a couple of chickens with him to alert him if the sheriff was coming ..
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That thar was a country boy fur shore.
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Ah tell you whut.....
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Heck, I'm Southern and I don't understand him. I did however, pick up the word "bikini" there at the end.
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may their stingers be strong and prolific.....
now where are those red bumps.....
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My main reason for checking the link was to see the bikini girl. What a let down that was. But the good ole boy was good for some humor at least. I thought I was about to see his ankles.lol
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I understood him just fine, but then I grew up with people like that. I took my wife home during hunting season and ran into a cousin she had never met. After having a nice 5 minute chat we pulled off and my wife looked at me and said " what did he just say, I only understood the word feesh". I got a good laugh at that.
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