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He’d sit and while drinking what appeared to be an adult libation would tell jokes plus do an an occasional skit.
One of my favorites;
An Irishman finds an old dirty oil lamp. While cleaning it up with his shirtsleeve a genie appears and says he’s been trapped in the lamp for a thousand years, and to show his appreciation he’ll grant the Irishman 3 wishes.
The Irishman thinks hard and says he’s thirsty and would like a bottle of Guiness.
The genie says “Granted” and instantly a bottle of Guiness appears.
The genie says that it’s not an ordinary bottle, but a magic bottle. As soon as you empty it, it refills.
The Irishman grabs the bottle, and downs it.
Amazingly it fills back up.
He drinks the second and it refills.
He asks the genie “You say your granting me 3 wishes, and this is the first?”
“Yes” says the genie.
The Irishman says “Well then give me 2 more of these.”
One of my favorites;
An Irishman finds an old dirty oil lamp. While cleaning it up with his shirtsleeve a genie appears and says he’s been trapped in the lamp for a thousand years, and to show his appreciation he’ll grant the Irishman 3 wishes.
The Irishman thinks hard and says he’s thirsty and would like a bottle of Guiness.
The genie says “Granted” and instantly a bottle of Guiness appears.
The genie says that it’s not an ordinary bottle, but a magic bottle. As soon as you empty it, it refills.
The Irishman grabs the bottle, and downs it.
Amazingly it fills back up.
He drinks the second and it refills.
He asks the genie “You say your granting me 3 wishes, and this is the first?”
“Yes” says the genie.
The Irishman says “Well then give me 2 more of these.”
