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OTA commercials....
Gotta love 'em. In one half hour TV show I can fix everything that ails me from toe fungus to hair loss.
Do your knees give you problems? You need Instaflex or maybe OmegaXL.
Maybe you smell so bad the dog wont come near you. Mando can cover up any body odor from your pits,privates and feet for up to 72hrs.
Need to lose some weight (or maybe a lot of weight)? You need GoLo.
Don't have the energy you had when you were younger? You need Total-T from Nugenix and don't forget the Blue pills. As Frank Thomas says...She'll love it,too!
Have trouble getting to sleep at night? Alcohol no longer does it for you? You need Relaxium.
And these are just the products you can get without a prescription. Of course if you're willing to go to Mexico you can probably get the rest of what you see in those commercials.
Don't want to leave out the other products you are told you cant do without like a Tac-light,Bullet garden hose or glare free sunglasses. But you better hurry due to supply or inventory issues.
Remember most of these items are touted by a former athlete,veteran or politician and if you cant trust their word who can you trust.
I really believe that people in advertising are just wannabe lawyers that couldn't pass the Bar exam. They might not be actually lying to you but their words have more twists than a piece of licorice.
Somewhere out there is a hypochondriac or person with OCD that has maxed out their credit cards watching TV.
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For just the cost of additional shipping…
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I watch little to no tv.........Because of commercials.
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don't forget any possible bowel or bladder issues.. cancer tests, diapers, catheters, IBS....
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When I was in junior high cable TV was coming to Tulsa and the great part was, there would be no commercials since you were paying a monthly fee and they would not need any sponsors. Well, there were some commercials on some channels but not near as many as "over the air" antenna TV. That changed and now even on cable, commercials seem like at least 25% of any show you watch and you're paying 200 bucks a month for the pleasure.
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I note that a lot of those commercials are more like infomercials.
Instead of slamming you with a whole bunch of obnoxious commercials (5 -6) they put on one looooooong huge one.
To name one of the big offenders it is the Smithsonian channel!
To me it seems like most of their commercials are begging for money or abused animals or someone at deaths door hacking and wheezing telling you to give up your vices.
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Had it not been for OTA commercials I would have never discovered my first PA rig for road gigs.
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And of course, you can't forget the "all natural male enhancement products...fortified with Erectazol! This offer not available in stores anywhere! And if you call within the next ten minutes..."
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And if you are gullible enough to buy one be sure to let all your friends know just how stupid you really are.
Strict limit of 3 while supplies last.
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And of course, you can't forget the "all natural male enhancement products...fortified with Erectazol!
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Not recommended for men who have frequent trips to the bathroom at night.
Use your own imagination.
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These ads they put a limit of 3 on how many you can buy, I tempted to call and say I want 5, and see how fast they can find a way.
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One of the morning local news broadcasts is mostly big pharma commercials. "Ask your doctor about.."
The other is mostly local law firms.
I'll take the ambulance chasers over the pill pushers.
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You know what, I'd sooner see those ads for an actual product on some weird OTA station than be on a network channel with constant "story at 11" ads for the local affiliate. Even after 25+ years here I will never be convinced that advertising a news show is a good use of bandwidth. Just. No.
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I watch little to no tv.........Because of commercials.
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At the beginning of the show you want to watch, hit “ PAUSE “ on hour remote, go do something else for 15-20 minutes, hit “ PLAY “, and when a commercial comes on, “ FAST FORWARD “ thru the commercial, and continue with your show.
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There is now a new pill that is supposed to cure anything.
It’s called “‘Placebex “. Guaranteed no side effects.
Can’t wait till my order comes in.
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I rarely watch anything during the time it is broadcast. I record most everything I want to see so I can blow through the commercials and station breaks.
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I'm still here to tell you, there ain't much a healthy dose of bourbon & Coke won't cure. If you're really sick, make it Wild Turkey 101.
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