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Caje's Joke O D day
After spending an hour with a customer at the car dealership, the salesman asked "Any Questions?"
Prospective buyer responded "Cargo space??"
Salesman replied "Car no fly."
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The beauty of Gary's "floaters" is their intentional lameness. He finds ones with stink lines and it is a race to be the first to face palm.
Bloody brilliant, eh wot?
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The cream rises to the top same as the really big chunks in the septic tank.
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As long as we're keeping it simple....
Q: If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
A: European.
Oh, I've got a dozen of 'em.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes.
Buildings can't jump.
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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