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Chuckle for the day....hopefully. 
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Man, I don't know what is the best this night/day....
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Number 4 is my pick today
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I don't believe cattle can play
musical instruments so
Larson can go screw himself.
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For those who have never had the pleasure of assembling IKEA - number 5 is spot on !!
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For #5:
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Number 5 today
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Sad to say but #5 “ fits” these days.
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Number 5 as it is always the way of any item you put together with very poor instructions.
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#4 and #5 I have run out of Patience watching
people screw things up with tools they should
Not own.
I can remember my Dad telling a very heavy person
( If you used a knife and fork like you use
Those tools you would of starved to death long ago.)
I now understand he wasn’t kidding.
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#3 Honest Answer
#4 This IS NOT the Correct Screwdriver for your Smith & Wesson
#5 Bet the instructions were written/edited by a person who did not have any version of English as their first language.
"United States and England - two countries separated by a common language. "
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Number 4 today. 
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#s 2 & 4 tie. #5 brings back the memory of an item a previous wife brought home that "only needs a screwdriver to assemble". And, the instruction manual for a Chinese milling machine. Didn't buy the mill but kept the manual for laughs.
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Going with #4 today
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Number 5 for the win.
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When I was a maintenance supervisor, HR would hire guys that couldn't pass that class! Just because someone says they can use a screwdriver, doesn't make it so!
Number 4 takes my cake today.
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05-09-2024, 12:35 PM
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I believe if Larson does what Post #4 suggests, he might have to go to that class in the 4th panel!
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There are many who should take #3 to heart! You must ask the question correctly and completely before you can expect a correct answer. This applies to any question!
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TWO, THREE, FOUR and FIVE
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And yes 5 !!!!!!
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Yup, number 5 today!
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Tie between #4 and #5!
I've always joked (kinda) that my picture is in all the Ikea instructions. I'm the guy with the question mark over his head!
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I don't need those silly instructions!................................................................Okay! Joke's over where's the directions? And why don't any of my SAE or Metric hex heads match the size of these??
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