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Old 05-10-2024, 09:30 AM
Bekeart Bekeart is offline
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Forrest Gump was RIGHT "Life is like a box of these chocolates" Forrest Gump was RIGHT "Life is like a box of these chocolates" Forrest Gump was RIGHT "Life is like a box of these chocolates" Forrest Gump was RIGHT "Life is like a box of these chocolates"  
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Default Forrest Gump was RIGHT "Life is like a box of these chocolates"

Mr. Gump could have been talking about the following boxes of chocolates.

Russell Stover Assorted Bloopers, 48 oz.
Each of our "Bloopers" comes without a map and without any arrangements.
You get 48 oz. of mouthwatering chocolates at a huge discount!
It's 3 pounds of "slightly imperfect" chocolates.
Imperfect Shapes but PERFECT TASTES!

NO MAP / NO COMPARTMENTED TRAY / JUST FULL OF CHOCOLATES

Only one variety in a wrinkled paper cups /
NO SLACK FILLING / PACKED FULL / PERFECT TASTE

Some have less than perfect shape - slight deformation - cracks in coatings showing center filling.

Based on my extensive and exhaustive research:
If you see white in a gap of broken chocolate coating - Coconut center
If you see pink/red in a gap of broken chocolate coating - Cherry center
Those in winked paper cups have NUTS.

Rural King and Tractor Supply are pushers in my area.

$12.95 for THREE POUNDS for the Chocoholic in your life/mirror.

Bekeart

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