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Humor 5/19/24
Chuckle for the day....hopefully. 
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Damn, but can I relate to #1.  I will bet a lot of you can too. 
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Number one.
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05-19-2024, 10:15 AM
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Funny and a lot of truth in number 1!
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05-19-2024, 10:16 AM
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#1 for the win today; It is a basic truth of my life now.
#5 for HM, it is just down right funny.
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05-19-2024, 10:51 AM
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I don't remember when it happened, but some time past I had to get a cane I'd bought decades ago for possible future use out of the closet. For awhile I needed it to get out of bed, up off the floor after doing floor exercises and whatnot. I kept it hanging off the bedpost on my side of the bed. Then I bought a lighter hickory one and keep it in my car in case of need. Need to set some $$ aside and pick up something from Canemaster.
Last few years working the Mforgery was great help rising from prone, sitting and kneeling.
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5 WINNERS!
I relate to #1.
#4 covers me and SWMBO
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05-19-2024, 12:06 PM
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Sadly, #1 is true, but it isn't funny!! (Unless it's someone else!)
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Hagar for the win. #2 and #4 for honorable mention.
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05-19-2024, 12:27 PM
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#5 and #2 for me, today.
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05-19-2024, 01:00 PM
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TWO and FIVE
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#1 gets my vote. Getting on floor is easy
Just fall down ,up takes planning.
Try to fall close to a major piece of furniture.
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05-19-2024, 01:18 PM
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Yeah, number 1 wins. Sure not as easy as it once was. 
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Come on, admit it… had to go double check…#4 isn’t exactly like ours…
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I don't remember when it happened, but some time past I had to get a cane I'd bought decades ago for possible future use out of the closet. For awhile I needed it to get out of bed, up off the floor after doing floor exercises and whatnot. I kept it hanging off the bedpost on my side of the bed. Then I bought a lighter hickory one and keep it in my car in case of need. Need to set some $$ aside and pick up something from Canemaster.
Last few years working the Mforgery was great help rising from prone, sitting and kneeling.
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Canes aren't too awful expensive, so I put a cane in each Batmobile.
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05-19-2024, 03:30 PM
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#1 is getting just too true
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Yea, #1 I know all about....
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Sadly, like others here, #1 is no longer a laughing matter!
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I'm living in #1! #4 is an absolute, but my Neat Freak wife found a workaround, Dyson cordless!
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Number 1 for sure, I can get up off the floor but it ain't easy.
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When I first saw #1, I thought there would be a joke about semi mudflaps somewhere...
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