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Humor 5/22/24
Chuckle for the day....hopefully. 
Complete with groaner
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05-22-2024, 06:59 AM
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Good ones all with maybe just a slight edge to #4
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05-22-2024, 07:57 AM
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Hagar is always in the running for funny, today is no exception!
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05-22-2024, 08:03 AM
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It’s between 4 and 5… the win to number 4, strong HM for number 5. 
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05-22-2024, 08:06 AM
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#5 cracked me up! LOL.........and I'm not sure why?!!
Probably because when ADA was first established, I was the Standard/Compliance coordinator for a retrofit of an older public institution.
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It is a toss up today, all good ones.
#1 will make you think!
Like dirtbags throwing trash out car
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05-22-2024, 08:47 AM
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Got to go with 4 today. Something I never encountered on patrol.
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05-22-2024, 08:58 AM
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Another winner for Hagar! 
I did not chuckle till I saw the handicapped ramp in the number 5 picture!
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05-22-2024, 09:03 AM
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ONE TWO THREE FOUR & FIVE
a good day!
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Like all of them today.
Going with #2.
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05-22-2024, 09:42 AM
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#5 took me awhile.
#2 reminds me of heading south from PA to VA early in the morning on Rt 522. I noticed some kids waiting for the school bus up ahead in a deeply rural area. As I was coming alongside them, one young lady caused the most rapid & forceful right face I've ever executed.
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Many of us on this forum
ought to appreciate the
consideration of No. 5.
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#4, just the right combination of sick and stupid
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Hagar for the win. #1 and #2 for honorable mention.
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#2 reminds me of an extra driving test I took with one UK employer before I was let loose in vans and special vehicles with no rear windows. One of the tricks of the test was to take you to a narrow angled junction to see if you were smart enough to "square up" at the yield sign so you could see.
So, here we are at 0945 trundling down a little suburban road to such a junction when on my right there is a young lady walking down the sidewalk. Long blonde hair, little black dress that fit everywhere it touched, sheer black hose and black, minumum 4" stilettos. Perhaps walking doesn't accurately describe her movement in that outfit. More like a classy strut, I think. I sneaked a peek as we went by and another glance in the side mirror when the angle was right.
At this point, my laconic tester says, "Yeah, when I really want to test someone I have her go naked." Severe straight face issues followed, but I passed the test.
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Hagar again!
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I was with my father in law one day...taking him to the dentist...we were walking across the street...gal comes down the street...Was as close to being naked with clothes on as I ever saw.. He stopped...stood there watching her come...and turned smartly to watch her going. She turned and asked him what are you looking at? He said Darlin...if you want to show it I'm gonna look. Now go on walking so I can get the whole picture. He was 90 at the time...I got a kick out of watching Him! Then he turned to me and said...wow...did you see her shoes?? I was done...So number 2 for the win
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#2 has almost happened to me!
Several times, once on a motorcycle!
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